#W H A T

[danisnotafan]

HUH???????

[maskednerd]

[sugarpasteltmnt]

YOU’RE TELLING ME I JUST HAPPENED TO FINISH MY YEAR LONG, 27 CHAPTER, 150K+ WORD FIC ON RISE’S ANNIVERSARY????

[art-from-within]

I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE TO DEMIGOD LORD MOHG FOR CALLING HIM MOHGLESTER69 8000 TIMES IN THE SPAN OF 3 MONTHS. I AM WRACKED WITH GUILT TO KNOW THAT I HAVE FALSELY ACCUSED HIS MOST SANGUINE MAJESTY, OF DEBAUCHERY AND DEGENERACY. I WHOLE HEARTEDLY APOLOGIZE TO LORD MOHG FOR VICTIM BLAMING. I CONFESS MY SINS TO THE ESTEEMED MOHGWYN HOUSE, AND ACKNOWLEDGE MY FOLLY. I SHALL MAKE MONTHLY OFFERINGS OF MY PERIOD BLOOD AS AN ACT OF REPENTANCE. I SHALL NOT REPEAT THIS MISTAKE AGAIN. PRAISE BE TO LORD MOHG.

[izzystizzys]

sam young, jaded triggerman, utter tragedy of a human being, gifting his best friend‘s children he‘s never met fucking nerf guns for christmas is the funniest possible way black doves could have ended. how even. did he walk into that toy shop and it was just the first thing he saw he could relate to? i like guns, this is guns for children? or is he simply the funniest bitch around? either way, what an absolute piss-take. god i love him

[saltpepperbeard]

no because i'm actually going insane. like, in retrospect, it makes so much sense that ed and stede would both be glassy-eyed/crying after their first kiss, because they're both feeling so much. it's so new to them and subsequently so scary but so exciting. it has them both feeling so vulnerable but so intrigued by all the implications and future possibilities.

and then like, ed is feeling the most free and the most like himself that he has for years and years, if not his entire life. the world is his oyster in that moment. the horizon is open and endless. there's nothing but forever and his newfound love at his side. it's so much. it has him so vulnerable. it's something he thought he'd never get to have. and yet there it is, right beneath his hands, right there on the sand next to him. no more masking. no more threats of violence. no more having to hide himself away. just love.

and then stede. he's absolutely petrified that he's ruined ed, that he'd messed up horrendously like he think he has for the entirety of his life. but then he's also just experienced something that he thought he'd never get to have either. he never thought he'd get to feel actual love. he never thought his prospect of "marrying for love" could actually be something tangible. he never thought someone would look him in the eyes and say "you make me happy." and yet there all of that is, right there on the sand next to him.

so of course they're both crying. of course. they're running through the full spectrum of emotion and right back around again.

but also. WHAT.

[livebloggingmydescentintomadness]

this is probably old news because the book has been out for like half a year by now ("last seen online" by lauren james), but I just almost got whiplash seeing the name of a familiar tumblr in a published book haha

WHAT THE FUC K

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

I'M SORRY MARIA YOU MISS YOUR FUCKING WHAT

[candylight-collective]

Who the FUCK registered a NeoPass at one in the morning

[frostbeees]

"pregame shenanigans"

[fishalthor]

rand & mat + their hoods

[uldahstreetrat]

if one more joint in my body betrays me I'm gonna commit a crime out of spite

[iriysse]

so um according to this post you're supposed to spin this wheel and the first two names are a new ship you get.

I got Aredhel/Thingol

...... I'm unsure how I feel about this. @menelvagor help me out

[paperfrog1987]

Magnus Archives fandom, i give you:

my live reaction to the end of season 2

bonus:

[shitty-skyblings-doodles-daily]

today, the skyblings were poorly drawn in a whiteboard thing with friends!

also featuring a little snail that was mysteriously eating my friend’s art! the green one (the better one) is mine <3