#W H A T

[danisnotafan]

HUH???????

[maskednerd]

[brightwanderer]

Nobody:

Absolutely Nobody:

Iceland Correspondent : removes spiked gimp mask #1

Iceland Correspondent: removes spiked gimp mask #2

Iceland Correspondent: unzips spiked gimp mask #3

Iceland Correspondent: AUSTRALIA

[sugarpasteltmnt]

YOU’RE TELLING ME I JUST HAPPENED TO FINISH MY YEAR LONG, 27 CHAPTER, 150K+ WORD FIC ON RISE’S ANNIVERSARY????

[art-from-within]

I SINCERELY APOLOGIZE TO DEMIGOD LORD MOHG FOR CALLING HIM MOHGLESTER69 8000 TIMES IN THE SPAN OF 3 MONTHS. I AM WRACKED WITH GUILT TO KNOW THAT I HAVE FALSELY ACCUSED HIS MOST SANGUINE MAJESTY, OF DEBAUCHERY AND DEGENERACY. I WHOLE HEARTEDLY APOLOGIZE TO LORD MOHG FOR VICTIM BLAMING. I CONFESS MY SINS TO THE ESTEEMED MOHGWYN HOUSE, AND ACKNOWLEDGE MY FOLLY. I SHALL MAKE MONTHLY OFFERINGS OF MY PERIOD BLOOD AS AN ACT OF REPENTANCE. I SHALL NOT REPEAT THIS MISTAKE AGAIN. PRAISE BE TO LORD MOHG.

[saltpepperbeard]

no because i'm actually going insane. like, in retrospect, it makes so much sense that ed and stede would both be glassy-eyed/crying after their first kiss, because they're both feeling so much. it's so new to them and subsequently so scary but so exciting. it has them both feeling so vulnerable but so intrigued by all the implications and future possibilities.

and then like, ed is feeling the most free and the most like himself that he has for years and years, if not his entire life. the world is his oyster in that moment. the horizon is open and endless. there's nothing but forever and his newfound love at his side. it's so much. it has him so vulnerable. it's something he thought he'd never get to have. and yet there it is, right beneath his hands, right there on the sand next to him. no more masking. no more threats of violence. no more having to hide himself away. just love.

and then stede. he's absolutely petrified that he's ruined ed, that he'd messed up horrendously like he think he has for the entirety of his life. but then he's also just experienced something that he thought he'd never get to have either. he never thought he'd get to feel actual love. he never thought his prospect of "marrying for love" could actually be something tangible. he never thought someone would look him in the eyes and say "you make me happy." and yet there all of that is, right there on the sand next to him.

so of course they're both crying. of course. they're running through the full spectrum of emotion and right back around again.

but also. WHAT.

[autisticshadowthehedgehog]

I'M SORRY MARIA YOU MISS YOUR FUCKING WHAT

[frostbeees]

"pregame shenanigans"

[fishalthor]

rand & mat + their hoods

[frogfrogfrogfrogoose]

Magnus Archives fandom, i give you:

my live reaction to the end of season 2

bonus:

[toa-arania]

ADTHFAXGSTFSDNGDRFNH????????????

[1greyscale1]

ok w h a t

just saw a post saying that the systems that are doubting if they are valid that they are, in fact, valid.

the first tag was "endos dni"

w h a t

-juno

[horror-aesthete]

Christine, 1983, dir. John Carpenter

[anotherferalrat]

I feel like my whole life is a lie.

I've only been lingering around the edges of the genshin fandom, mainly bc I haven't played it before recently, but I've been able to pick up a couple things via fandom osmosis. Now I knew one of the ragbros was adopted into the fam of the other...

BUT U MOTHERFUCKERS R TELLING ME KAEYA WAS THE ADOPTED ONE??? I feel I've been betrayed. Just from the gameplay, Diluc gives off more edgy orphan energy. What is this Iceland-Greenland switcheroo?

I am aware Diluc is technically, in fact, An Edgy Orphan now but I mean like- he's giving orphan since early childhood

[isaidquirky]

While doing the play, Plaza is living on the Upper West Side with Patti LuPone, with whom she recently worked on the Marvel series Agatha: Darkhold Diaries. LuPone has since become something of a surrogate mother, making Plaza soup and doing her laundry. “She insisted,” Plaza said. “She’s trying to whip me into shape.”

- The Making of Danny and the Deep Blue Sea’s Savage Romance

a) Aubrey Plaza is living with Patti LuPone?

b) They renamed that show a THIRD TIME?

c) Aubrey Plaza is living with Patti LuPone?